Addictive
Games that I want you guys to play on the site.
Tetris*, Flashman*
- a remake of the popular pacman. These games are better with
a speaker. Shockwave Flash needed.
New
pics!! of batch 2000,Men's Dorm bulok!
I
hope your New Year was a Blast! Mwahhahahaha
Watch
the fireworks :)
Jokes
A woman accompanied her husband to
the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called
the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband
is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible
stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will
surely die."
"Each morning, fix him a healthy
breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood.
For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare
an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores,
as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems
with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly...make
love with your husband several times a week and satisfy
his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months
to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked
his wife, "What did the doctor say?"
"You're going to die,"
she replied.
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Three college students were in England
and were told they had to go to a great old pub called "The
Cock Inn". They went off in three different directions
and planned to meet back at 3:00.
Two of the guys arrived back on time
but there was no sign of Harris. At 4:00 he came back with
the clothes ripped off him and blood pouring from his head.
The guys asked what had happened,
Harris replied, "I was walking down the road and I
saw a man and woman behind a bush and I asked them, 'How
far is The Cock Inn?'"
{upnHappy New Year!!!!
Welcome 2003 !!!!
A
Frenchman, an Italian and a Canadian were discussing love-making.
"Last
night I made love to my wife three times" boasted the Frenchman.
"She was in sheer ecstasy this morning..."
"Ah,
last night I made love to my wife six times", the Italian responded,
"and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me
she could never love another man."
When
the Canadian remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And
how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"
"Once."
he replied.
"Only
once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted.
"And
what did she say to you this morning?"
"Don't
stop."
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Did
you know?
Question
According to the "Hite Report" why do most women
masturbate?
Answer : "As a substitute for a partner".
Q.
What's the speed limit of sex? A. 68; at 69 you have to
turn around.
How
is a woman like a road?
Both
have manholes.
What
do a dildo and soy beans have in common?
They
are both used as substitute meat.
{"Excuse
me, could you tell me the time?" asked the blonde of
a man on the street corner.
"Sure....it's
three fifteen," he replied with a smile.
"Thanks,"
she said, a puzzled look crossing her face. "You know,
it's the weirdest thing ... I've been asking that question
all day long, and each time I get a different answer."
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A husband and wife were sitting at the breakfast table and
the man was reading the ads in the paper.
He
looked up and said, "Here is a great sale on tires!"
His
wife replied, "What do you want tires for? You don't
have a car."
He
came back with, "I don't complain when you go out and
buy a new bra!" ");}
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